Sunday, April 5, 2020

Head Scratcher

If I am having a cocktail I may watch portions of the Trumpaganda talks on the nightly news but most often I do not.  There is not a time during any of it I scratch my head and think, "What if I have head lice? Who will treat it and will it infect my home that I clean 10 times a day?"  Then I take a drink.  I am now a raging alcoholic which may also be another problem to treat along with the OCD and my mental health break I plan on taking.

Let's first examine how this shit happened:

First:  The CDC and the Trump fuckwits failed to do their duty in a timely and effective manner.

Second:   Jared Kushner and his shadow cabinet.

Third:  Endless Trump fuckups, here and here and here again.  Or how about Dr. Trump. Or just Baby Trump.

Fourth:  Airlines that want bailout money also did not help with this.

Lastly: The big fucking Kahuna!  Nearly half a million flew here post Wuhan even after restrictions were set in place. See above as to how that and why that happened.

The bulk of the passengers, who were of multiple nationalities, arrived in January, at airports in Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, Seattle, Newark and Detroit. Thousands of them flew directly from Wuhan, the center of the coronavirus outbreak, as American public health officials were only beginning to assess the risks to the United States.

Now look at those cities and see a pattern emerging?  I do and I am an idiot okay not that but I am losing my mind.

Flights continued this past week, the data show, with passengers traveling from Beijing to Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York, under rules that exempt Americans and some others from the clampdown that took effect on Feb. 2. In all, 279 flights from China have arrived in the United States since then, and screening procedures have been uneven, interviews many as 25 percent of people infected with the virus may never show symptoms. Many infectious-disease experts suspect that the virus had been spreading undetected for weeks after the first American case was confirmed, in Washington State, on Jan. 20, and that it had continued to be introduced. In fact, no one knows when the virus first arrived in the United States.

Okay so now the paranoia will spread faster than the virus and when I theorized that civil unrest would be the next phase directed this time to those of Asian descent, well this should do it.

 About 60 percent of travelers on direct flights from China in February were not American citizens, according to the most recently available government data. Most of the flights were operated by Chinese airlines after American carriers halted theirs. 

I think this is when the idiots who kept telling me to SHUT IT DOWN might apply it to this.

Now instead of directing their ire at Crazy Dopy Grandpa and his ship of fools that a vessel right now docked off Pennsylvania Avenue which is clearly infected with some kind of crazy, the Trumptards will of course misdirect their anger to the people of Asian descent.   Statues are so 2019 and this is a new decade bitches and this hate has to find a new home.

Again we are all under house arrest regardless of our health. Some of us me by carriers, some of us may be utterly immune and in turn have no way of knowing. The insanity of this as we come out of it in June we will have about three months before its time for what? FLU SEASON.  Oh this is fucking priceless.  As by then we will not have a proven vaccine and the hysteria of trying to get said annual shot (which I do regardless as every year that shot is based on the prior years outbreak so its basically kinds sorta useless, but hey) will become a money maker as we fight for it like toilet paper.  Then we start again with the protocol which means for me, gloves and mask on pubic transport, hand sanitizer and the rest,  as I learned from school kids that I don't want their shit and now I really don't so yay for me on that social and physical distancing.  I cannot believe how that will allow me to work and not ever have to have any contact other than writing the shit on the board and not speaking! PRAISE BE on this Palm Sunday!

I bet all the terminated and staff that quick the Trumpland ship of fools look back not in anger but relief.  Now I have to have a drink its been too long.

No comments:

Post a Comment