Saturday, March 28, 2020

Face This!

I heard about this Mayor from Walton Kentucky and had a chance to catch him on MSNBC today and he is much more a representative of the types of persons you meet in Kentucky over the losers that represent that State in Congress but then again nothing makes sense anywhere anymore. But fuck it I love the guy he is right actually but I love the salutation.  Clearly there are many who could take his advice as the Guardian covers in this article about Covoid morons... some things can never be cured.   But the Mayor did follow up that Facebook post with this... but still its awesome!

It has been brought to my attention that I may have, in fact, lost my shit. For that, I apologize. I probably could’ve handled all of your comments with a little more tact and professionalism.

Then again, some of you got told what you should’ve.

Wash your hands you filthy animals





Listen up dipshits and sensible people. I might not have the best bedside manor. I might not put you at ease like the Governor does, but I don’t care. You need to realize that this is a serious ordeal. In fact, it’s a big f**cking deal. Stay at home.

I didn’t give you information to induce panic. I gave you information, so that you’d be informed.
Maybe, just maybe, I am privy to information that you aren’t. I’m sorry for being the gossiping Mayor.

I’m tired of Covid-19 conference calls. I take 3 a day, plus one extra on the weekend with Kenton County. If you don’t like what I’m telling you, then go buy some toilet paper.

I pray every night that the State, County and region that I love with all of my heart will stop doing nonsensical things. Treat this seriously. If you don’t, then screw you (f#ck you is what I want to say, but I can’t).

This will pass. Take it seriously. It is here. Act like you have the virus and don’t spread it to other people. I have no doubt that it hasn’t already been here, but testing had been limited. More cases are coming. If you ignore this problem, the worst thing that could happen is that your mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, aunts, uncles could die.

Be responsible. If you don’t, then screw you.

Warmest regards,
Mayor Gabe Brown

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