"May I escort your young daughter to my home where we will disrobe, not completely, but where I will introduce her to my manhood and I will touch her lady parts until she is fully ready to take my engorged penis and place it into any one of her lady parts willing to accept it as a member"
I just threw up my coffee typing that. I keep thinking of Anthony Weiner and at least it was all over the internet.. well not all of it but no one actually touched it but him. Sad that is now what I have as a level of comparison, well the bar is low there.
Then and I as read the synopsis in The Washington Post (which has been the best $99 bucks I ever spent) I trolled the comment section and read where a man confessed I believe to rape, then promptly excused himself by blaming women and their dress, proselytizing on morality politics and of course still admitting to doing so without remorse.